The Break-Up/Divorce Box
We have all been there (some of us have been there more than we would like to admit). Breakups/divorces are messy, draining, and can feel incredibly lonely. We have curated this box to hopefully bring some humor to a painful time and get your friend excited to heal. This box will help remind your friend that they are not alone!
This box includes:
1) F*ck You Haiku. Whether your friend did the deed or was on the receiving end up a messy breakup/divorce, this collection of inventive poems can help them say “f*ck you” to that special someone, while encouraging your friend to then look in the mirror and say, “I love you.”
2) Earrings. Your friend needs a reminder to FORGET THE PRICK. Get it? Because cacti are prickly. Okay, we are done with the cringey dad jokes, we promise.
3) Champagne Popcorn. No matter how messy your friend might feel like their life is, there is reason to celebrate, and you can remind them of that! They are about to start on an entirely new chapter of their life, which is cause enough for some champagne!
4) Lavender Smudge Stick. Your friend is going to need to go through the process of creating new memories in spaces where they have existing memories with their ex. First step? Cleanse the crap out of that space — even if its just a fun activity to bring levity to a very heavy reality.
5) Travel Candle. This soy candle not only provides up to 15 hours burning time, but the crackling of the wood wick is soothing all on its own. And because of the lower melting point, it burns cleanly and safely!
6) “Burn the Pictures” Matches. Now it’s time for some instant gratification! Hitting “delete” on a picture just doesn’t give the satisfaction that watching a picture burn does.
7) Cookies! Do I need to say anything else?
8) Personalized Card. You take it from here! Whether it be funny, sentimental, or simple — customize the message your friend sees when they open up the card. Once you add the box to your cart, a window will pop-up for you to type out your customized message.
We have all been there (some of us have been there more than we would like to admit). Breakups/divorces are messy, draining, and can feel incredibly lonely. We have curated this box to hopefully bring some humor to a painful time and get your friend excited to heal. This box will help remind your friend that they are not alone!
This box includes:
1) F*ck You Haiku. Whether your friend did the deed or was on the receiving end up a messy breakup/divorce, this collection of inventive poems can help them say “f*ck you” to that special someone, while encouraging your friend to then look in the mirror and say, “I love you.”
2) Earrings. Your friend needs a reminder to FORGET THE PRICK. Get it? Because cacti are prickly. Okay, we are done with the cringey dad jokes, we promise.
3) Champagne Popcorn. No matter how messy your friend might feel like their life is, there is reason to celebrate, and you can remind them of that! They are about to start on an entirely new chapter of their life, which is cause enough for some champagne!
4) Lavender Smudge Stick. Your friend is going to need to go through the process of creating new memories in spaces where they have existing memories with their ex. First step? Cleanse the crap out of that space — even if its just a fun activity to bring levity to a very heavy reality.
5) Travel Candle. This soy candle not only provides up to 15 hours burning time, but the crackling of the wood wick is soothing all on its own. And because of the lower melting point, it burns cleanly and safely!
6) “Burn the Pictures” Matches. Now it’s time for some instant gratification! Hitting “delete” on a picture just doesn’t give the satisfaction that watching a picture burn does.
7) Cookies! Do I need to say anything else?
8) Personalized Card. You take it from here! Whether it be funny, sentimental, or simple — customize the message your friend sees when they open up the card. Once you add the box to your cart, a window will pop-up for you to type out your customized message.
We have all been there (some of us have been there more than we would like to admit). Breakups/divorces are messy, draining, and can feel incredibly lonely. We have curated this box to hopefully bring some humor to a painful time and get your friend excited to heal. This box will help remind your friend that they are not alone!
This box includes:
1) F*ck You Haiku. Whether your friend did the deed or was on the receiving end up a messy breakup/divorce, this collection of inventive poems can help them say “f*ck you” to that special someone, while encouraging your friend to then look in the mirror and say, “I love you.”
2) Earrings. Your friend needs a reminder to FORGET THE PRICK. Get it? Because cacti are prickly. Okay, we are done with the cringey dad jokes, we promise.
3) Champagne Popcorn. No matter how messy your friend might feel like their life is, there is reason to celebrate, and you can remind them of that! They are about to start on an entirely new chapter of their life, which is cause enough for some champagne!
4) Lavender Smudge Stick. Your friend is going to need to go through the process of creating new memories in spaces where they have existing memories with their ex. First step? Cleanse the crap out of that space — even if its just a fun activity to bring levity to a very heavy reality.
5) Travel Candle. This soy candle not only provides up to 15 hours burning time, but the crackling of the wood wick is soothing all on its own. And because of the lower melting point, it burns cleanly and safely!
6) “Burn the Pictures” Matches. Now it’s time for some instant gratification! Hitting “delete” on a picture just doesn’t give the satisfaction that watching a picture burn does.
7) Cookies! Do I need to say anything else?
8) Personalized Card. You take it from here! Whether it be funny, sentimental, or simple — customize the message your friend sees when they open up the card. Once you add the box to your cart, a window will pop-up for you to type out your customized message.